Friday, 19 August 2016

Thoughts I had while watching Harry Potter and the deathly hallows parts 1 and 2

I decided to rewatch Harry Potter and the deathly hallows parts 1 and 2 for the 50th time. Here are some random thoughts I had:
                     

                   HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1
  • 'Your ministry remains strong' You have got to be kidding me!
  • Oh my god Hermione you erased your parents memory! That takes some guts
  • well Snape looks ominous doesn't he?
  • How has Snape not punched Voldy yet?
  • Oh stop bickering death eaters
  • Oh Bellatrix how I love you
  • Wormtail you snivellus little traitor! Get off my TV
  • HAHAHAHA Voldy broke Malfoy's wand
  • Oh my god Voldy you can't just go around killing people who don't agree with you
  • That snake gives me the creeps
  • Did the snake get so hungry it ate Voldy's nose?
  • Stop being so grumpy Moody!
  • Mundungus I hate you
  • How freaky does Hermione look while changing into Harry??
  • woohoo Daniel Radcliffe shirtless
  • aww Hagrid I'm going to shed a tear
  • damn death eaters
  • Hedwig NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • I can never tell Fred and George apart
  • aww Ron and Hermione. Just kiss already
  • Let's just take a moment to appreciate Fred and George's comic relief
  • Moody's dead? Oh for god's sake. Let's go make Mundungus pay.
  • You tell him Ron!
  • I wish magic was real
  • You couldn't have picked a better time minister? Do you know what goes into organising a wedding?
  • Great one ministry! You lost the sword of Gryffindor. How very careless.
  • Ohh a wedding. I love weddings.
  • Times Ron should have kissed Hermione but didn't count: 2
  • Why would anyone say anything bad about Dumbledore???
  • Oh come on Harry, even I, a muggle, knows who Bathilda Bagshot is.
  • Hermione next time try to appear on a footpath! Not a busy road.
  • Who's going to clean up that mess?
  • That waitress probably thinks she is tripping right about now.
  • Hermione get your priorities in order!
  • Aww that's so cute Ron and Hermione were obviously holding hands when they went to sleep
  • Aww Sirius. I miss you. *cry* 
  • How did Ron figure out who R.A.B was before Hermione???
  • Aww how cute. Ron defending Hermione
  • Stop being so cryptic Kreacher
  • Bloody Mundungus. Can someone just punch him already?
  • You go Neville although calling death easters losers, no matter how true it is, is probably not the best idea
  • I HATE YOU UMBRIDGE
  • Does Voldy even like Umbridge? That says a lot about your character when the darkest wizard in history doesn't even like you
  • Times Ron should have kissed Hermione but didn't count: 3
  • DOBBY!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
  • Just punch Mundungus guys!
  • Is it such a good idea to go into the Ministry of Magic guys?
  • How brave of you Ron
  • They flush themselves down the toilets? Isn't there a better way? 
  • Hermione maybe you should figure out how long the polyjuice potion lasts?
  • To be fair, an umbrella is a pretty good suggestion
  • Ron stop freaking out.
  • Ron, If that doesn't work, buy an umbrella for the death eater
  • UMBRIDGE I HATE YOU
  • Why do you have moody's eye Umbridge? I will say it again I HATE YOU
  • Yeah because Accio is going to work Harry. Have you not learnt yet that it's not that simple? It is a horcrux after all
  • Don't get sentimental now Harry, You have important stuff to do.
  • Umbridge being stupefied is very satisfying
  • You are not supposed to kiss Mrs Cattermole Ron, You are supposed to be kissing Hermione
  • aaaannnnnddd Mrs Cattermole's husband sees the kiss....well that's awkward
  • RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
  • Aww Hermione's worry for Ron is kind of sweet
  • Can Ron and Hermione just get together already?????
  • Ron of course it bothers him. What a stupid question.
  • Has Voldy ever thought to, I don't know, GET A NOSE?????
  • Harry stop being so mean! Take the locket off. Listen to Hermione
  • Hermione was it a good idea to wear perfume while hiding from death eaters?
  • Aww Ron is getting jealous. Just tell her how you feel Ron!
  • Oh Ron don't get jealous
  • RON TAKE OFF THE HORCRUX!!!!!!!!!
  • DON'T GO RON!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Hermione's heartbroken....and so am I
  • Harry and Hermione dancing is nice and all but I would much rather watch Ron and Hermione dance. GET IT TOGETHER YOU TWO
  • Is it just me or did Ron and Hermione look like they were about to kiss?
  • 'I open at the close' well thats nice and simple to work out
  • It's all nice and everything that you don't want to go to Godric's Hollow as someone else but Hermione does have a point about the polyjuice potion Harry
  • Harry's parents graves. Bawling right now.
  • KILL THE SNAKE KILL THE SNAKE KILL THE SNAKE
  • Harry's wand is broken. This is not a good thing
  • Well that's just great. The sword is at the bottom of a frozen lake. Very convenient.
  • Maybe you should have given the locket to Hermione.
  • RON'S BACK! YAY!!!!
  • Don't listen to the locket Ron. It's lying to you.
  • Just destroy the locket already. Don't listen to it.
  • I think Hermione is a tad upset with Ron. Just kiss him already Hermione
  • Times Ron should have kissed Hermione but didn't count: 4
  • That was an epic speech Ron
  • DON'T GO TO THE LOVEGOODS. IT'S A TRAP
  • The tale of the three brothers. Awesome.
  • Good idea Ron. Get out of there while you can.
  • Doesn't Harry get sick of people looking at his scar?
  • Voldemort took Luna? oh hell no
  • Why were the death eaters just standing around while Harry, Ron and Hermione ran? You have one job guys.
  • Nice curse Hermione
  • Ron is not Hermione's boyfriend. I know, it sucks. He should be.
  • The Malfoy's manor. This can't be good.
  • Yep, I was right. It's not good. 
  • Death eaters arguing amongst themselves. Not a good look guys. You are supposed to show a united front.
  • Draco really looks like he doesn't care if it is Harry or not.
  • Bellatrix really does not look like someone I would want to be alone with.
  • Awww Ron being defensive of Hermione. So sweet. And heartbreaking.
  • DOBBY HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Yes Dobby, I like Luna too
  • Oh Ron, you are getting more and more brave
  • BELLATRIX KILLED DOBBY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
  • Oh dear. Voldy has the elder wand. I don't like this at all.
                  HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2
  • I STILL cannot believe Dobby is dead.
  • Dementors around Hogwarts. That is a bit unsettling.
  • Snape gave Bellatrix a fake sword. You go Snape
  • Ollivander seems to have quite an obsession with wands.
  • Don't lie to Harry Ollivander
  • Have some faith in Harry, Ollivander. Be optimistic
  • Hermione as Bellatrix. That's just creepy.
  • Breaking into Gringotts. This can't go wrong at all.
  • They used an unforgivable curse! We are so not at hogwarts anymore.
  • Griphook could have warned them about that waterfall BEFORE they went into Gringotts
  • I agree with Hermione, I feel sorry for the poor dragon.
  • Yes Hermione, climbing onto a dragon's back is quite mad.
  • I take it the dragon is quite happy to be free
  • It would be rather disconcerting to have Voldemort in my thoughts all the time.
  • Of course Voldy is scared, so would I if people were hunting me to kill me
  • The death eaters are only on your side because they are scared of you Voldy. That might be why you are angry all the time. You have no friends.
  • Ummm guys doesn't going into hogsmeade seem a bit dangerous? I know you have to find the horcruxes but come on, take some precautions.
  • I don't think Aberforth is too fond of his brother.
  • NEVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Of course Ginny is excited to see Harry, Ron. He is the love of her life.
  • I do love the way Snape talks. Sooo creepy.
  • Nice words Snape but we all know you want Voldy defeated.
  • Good on you Harry. You tell him.
  • Yay for Professor McGonagall
  • Oh be quiet you stupid slytherins
  • Yeah Filch the students are supposed to be out of bed, get with the program!
  • 'I've always wanted to use that spell' is one of the best McGonagall moments of the whole series
  • That's right Luna, you make him listen to you!
  • Oh dear, Voldy has arrived at Hogwarts. This is not good. Not good at all.
  • Oh that's very helpful Helena Ravenclaw. Can anyone just give poor Harry a straight answer? He is trying to defeat the darkest wizard of all time after all.
  • Aww Fred and George look a bit worried. I would be too if I was them.
  • Good job Ron. You opened the Chamber of Secrets using fake parseltongue, Someone didn't get good security on the chamber.
  • And the most inappropriate time to kiss award goes to........ Ron and Hermione
  • Well, it took you long enough Ron and Hermione!!!!!
  • Oh no, the death eaters can get into the school now. Get ready to fight everyone!
  • Neville loves Luna. Awww how sweet
  • There is a lot of stuff in the room of requirement Harry. It may take you a while to find the diadem
  • The diadem is calling to Harry. How helpful.
  • Oh here is trouble. Go away Draco
  • Harry, climbing up a pile of furniture cannot be safe!
  • Crabbe and Goyle, setting a room on fire while you are in it, not to mention nowhere near the door is, quite frankly, idiotic
  • Harry is going back to save Draco. How noble. I'm not that nice. I would probably let him burn. He did call Hermione a mudblood.
  • Voldy, killing random death eaters is not going to ease your anger. Go to an anger management class
  • Stop being a suck up Lucius
  • Awww Aberforth came to help after all. How nice of him.
  • Voldy doesn't seem happy with Snape. 
  • SNAPE IS DEAD
  • FRED IS DEAD
  • LUPIN IS DEAD
  • TONKS IS DEAD
  • Why are all the people dying? screw you Voldy.
  • Aww Snape's memories are rather sweet. He so loves Lily.
  • Annnnddd everyone suddenly falls in love with Snape.
  • Harry's dad was kinda mean to poor Snape
  • Awww Snape told Dumbledore about Voldemort's plan to kill Harry. How noble of him.
  • Snape going to see Lily after Voldemort killed her. So crying now.
  • 'After all this time? Always' My heart has been ripped from my chest!
  • Harry must die???? I can't comprehend this. Harry cannot die!!!
  • Harry going to the forbidden forest to face Voldemort. Heroic.
  • Resurrection stone inside the snitch? Awesome hiding place.
  • Lily, James, Sirius and Lupin appearing? I am in emotional turmoil right now
  • Let Hagrid go Voldy!!!!!!!!!
  • Voldemort used the killing curse on Harry twice...and failed twice. How bad do you feel Voldy??????
  • Dumbledore is still helping Harry in his death. How sweet
  • Narcissa, despite being evil and all, lying to Voldemort about Harry being dead is quite brave.
  • Neville going against Voldemort is awesome.
  • Voldy seems quite disappointed that Harry is still alive.
  • Oh No, seems like Voldemort is winning.
  • Molly Weasley killing Bellatrix. One of the best moments ever. Even though I do quite like Bellatrix.
  • Neville chopping the head off Nagini = AWESOMELY BRAVE
  • Voldemort falling apart is cool yet creepy.
  • Harry broke the elder wand and threw it away. I would have kept it.
  • 19 years later. The gang are sending their kids off to hogwarts. So sweet.